tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-66885872893125588812011-07-08T06:57:24.124-04:00Comments On The Passing ParadeThe Sputtering Raconteurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05926162288755826130noreply@blogger.comBlogger81100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6688587289312558881.post-2711082789027436602008-12-12T08:36:00.004-05:002008-12-12T14:37:08.086-05:00Blagoyevich! Blagoyevich!! Blagoyevich!!! <br /><br />Gesundheit! Gesundheit!! Gesundheit!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6688587289312558881-271108278902743660?l=thesputteringraconteur.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Sputtering Raconteurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05926162288755826130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6688587289312558881.post-86225223620347324282008-12-11T10:38:00.005-05:002008-12-11T17:07:48.929-05:00Stave 1 - Marley's Ghost<br /><br />Bob Marley was dead, to begin with.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6688587289312558881-8622522362034732428?l=thesputteringraconteur.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Sputtering Raconteurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05926162288755826130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6688587289312558881.post-18250602190837128982008-12-11T08:51:00.003-05:002008-12-11T08:54:13.082-05:00We need to replace Keynesian Economics with Canesian Economics, wherein we beat the dopes who got us into this financial mess unmercifully with a cane.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6688587289312558881-1825060219083712898?l=thesputteringraconteur.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Sputtering Raconteurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05926162288755826130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6688587289312558881.post-13847105330332860052008-12-11T08:25:00.004-05:002008-12-11T08:30:38.846-05:00Big Brother is everywhere, and the world is fundamentally unfair as a result. For example, you drop-kick ONE chihuahua.....and right away they want to send you to Anger Management classes. Boy that burns my onion.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6688587289312558881-1384710533033286005?l=thesputteringraconteur.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Sputtering Raconteurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05926162288755826130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6688587289312558881.post-85232372252833593742008-12-10T09:34:00.007-05:002008-12-10T09:41:34.453-05:00Scarlett and I have a long distance relationship. Specifically, the court order says we have to be at least 500 feet apart.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6688587289312558881-8523237225283359374?l=thesputteringraconteur.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Sputtering Raconteurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05926162288755826130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6688587289312558881.post-35475766214026546292008-12-03T08:38:00.005-05:002008-12-10T09:38:05.905-05:00Waiter: What'll you gentlemen have?<br />My Friend: I'll have the Tuna Salad Plate.<br />Me: I'll have the Manicotti with Sausage.<br />Waiter: (To Me) Your friend is eating healthier than you are.<br />Me: He has more to live for.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6688587289312558881-3547576621402654629?l=thesputteringraconteur.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Sputtering Raconteurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05926162288755826130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6688587289312558881.post-40881776573378864732008-12-01T06:10:00.001-05:002008-12-10T09:38:21.508-05:00Last night I dreamed that Sarah <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Palin</span> was whispering in my ear "Drill, Baby. Drill.". She was not referring to oil exploration.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6688587289312558881-4088177657337886473?l=thesputteringraconteur.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Sputtering Raconteurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05926162288755826130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6688587289312558881.post-30592445550780401292008-11-30T18:21:00.001-05:002008-12-10T09:38:54.064-05:00The Good Lord said to love everybody. He obviously never lived in my neighborhood.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6688587289312558881-3059244555078040129?l=thesputteringraconteur.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Sputtering Raconteurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05926162288755826130noreply@blogger.com